Canada? Is this for real? I hope the rest of Red Sox Nation is well in bed by now. This is nothing for the faint hearted.
I had to pints of barium for breakfast today (since being back on American soil my stomach has been acting up), and let me tell you, it was way less nauseating then watching my boys lose to a bunch of Canadians. I fell asleep last night to the sounds of calls from New York.
Do I honestly have to start screening my Canadian family members now? There has been a cop car outside my apartment all night; I think the Boston PD can sense the tension coming from over here.
Tomorrow I am having scrambled eggs mixed with radium for breakfast, as if I could even make this stuff up. I don’t care how sick it makes me, or if I glow green, as long as Canada doesn’t make us look like little league again I’ll be just fine.
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